There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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