We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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