I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
so much tequila, so little girl.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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