But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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