so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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