I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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