How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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