I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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