wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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