I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
