He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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