Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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