her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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