In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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