Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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