forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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