Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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