this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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