I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
tell me about the fingering
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