are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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