Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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