I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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