but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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