turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Randomize
