Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
