Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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