He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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