can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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