Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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