Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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