I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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