How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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