But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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