Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
