look no pants
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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