I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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