Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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