Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
