So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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