Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
