I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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