Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dick very happy bro
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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