"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize