if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I look better un-naked...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
how does that bad decision feel?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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