Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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