gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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