I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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