How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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