Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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