how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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