If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
