You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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