I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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