can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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