He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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