what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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