STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so let's talk penis.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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